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Feb/10

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January throwaway footy (lines)

January throwaway footy (lines)
some stupid lines we filmed in january…

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I am looking for studies of stupid dogs. Anything documented will be helpful. If you can find a study on Afghan Hounds being unintelligent, you get the points.

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I’ve seen some before, haven’t been able to find them now.. basically a video of “smart” people talk about gays. something funny. you know, making fun of conservatives..

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Jan/10

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Who knows some good quotes?!?

im decorating my binders for school, and i wanted to put a quote on each one. i dont have many good quotes to use, except i dont want stupid pointless ones.. i made my sister one yesturday and put this little saying on it (love much.. smile often) little sayings like that is what i want.. if you could help me that would be great :]

– sorry if this made no sense

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“Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”

Why would you refer to yourself as a cow?

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kinda longish like:

There was once a girl who hung out with her friends every Friday night. A girl who would say Lol after every 4 words, she would laugh when she fell from skating, and just flowed through life without a problem. Over time, the girl fell, but not from skating, no, but for a boy. He was perfect; Perfect hair, smile, everything…he told her he loved her one day. But little did she know she was caught in his trap. Days later, she got a call from him saying, “I don’t love you anymore, you’re not worth the affection…” and the phone was hung up. School started, and the girl walked to lunch alone, laughed, but only when she thought about how stupid she was to fall for him, and discarded all of her friends from any future “Friday night fun.” What happened to the up-beat loving girl? I’m really starting to miss her more and more.

doesnt have to be that long, can be shorter or longer and on any subject:)

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I have posted some great videos on youtube that just aren’t receiving a lot of views (a few hundred each over months). I put a lot of different tags on them, but still nothing. However, there are youtube videos that have millions of views which are just a waste of time watching. Why is this? How do they get so many views?

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The reason we all write blogs and content for our websites is because we have something that we feel is important to say, and we want to get that message out to the public and to our potential consumers for help visit www. feed-reader-links. com. Unfortunately, as my boss has pointed out in one of his posts that only 16 of people actually read blog posts and the rest of we simply scan them for pertinent information. I have to be honest, as a reader and a writer I found this to be a shocking number and had a bit of a hard time accepting it. But, as Jeff explained to me, most of us are thrown so much information in one day that we simply don’t have enough time to read it all.
I think that’s only part of the reason though. Truthfully? There are a lot of badly written, boring posts and articles floating around on the web and most of us can’t be bothered to read them to get the information we need out of it. But, the good news is that I do believe if something is truly well written or entertaining that people will read it. Therefore, in order to get our message across, we have to make our writing more appealing to our readership. Fortunately, these few simple copywriting tips can be used to help you tighten your writing and reach further than that 16 percent.
1. ) Plan Ahead
Listen, if you don’t know where you’re going with your writing, than your readers don’t stand a chance. Before you sit down and put fingers to keyboard, think about what you want to say and what the logical flow of your thoughts should be. Your writing should be orderly and have direction for help visit www. instant-blog-and-ping. com. If you’re looking for a great starting place, try this simple adage: Tell people what you’re going to tell them, tell them, and then tell them what you’ve told them. It’ll help lend focus to your thoughts.
2. ) Know your Audience
It seems like common sense, but you’d be surprised. For example, if you know that your travel site appeals to young urban professionals, writing a blog post about retirement travel is probably not going to go over well. Think about your idea and spin it: Maybe your blog post could be about where to send your retired parents on vacation. Find a way to make your new product or service appeal to your existing audience.
3. ) The K. I. S. S. Principle
In other words – Keep it Simple Stupid (Hey, don’t blame me, I didn’t invent the acronym). Did you know that most newspapers write their stories for a grade seven education level? Writing for the web shouldn’t be any different. And, while it’s great that you have a PhD in entomology, but if your readers don’t know you’re talking about bugs, you aren’t going to get your points across.
4. ) N. M. A. P. (No more acronyms please)
Given the previous entry, this one is a little ironic. But here’s the thing. Just because you know what you’re talking about when you mention a BOGOFF (Buy One Get One For Free) or E& OE (Errors & Omissions Excepted); doesn’t mean that the people reading your blog do. Explain what your acronyms mean before you lose all your readers with your technical talk.
5. ) Mix it up!
Sometimes copy can feel really stale and boring, but you can’t quite figure out why. It’s often due to the overuse of certain words in your copy, so take a look over what you’ve written. If you see that every sentence starts with the word ‘the’ then you need to make a change. This also applies to words in a paragraph, if you’ve described something as ‘good’ four times in the past three sentences it’s time to pick a new adjective.
6. ) Use Awesome Words Sparingly
Being overly descriptive with your writing is not necessarily a good thing. If you were writing a novel, sure, there might be room for more flowery turns of phrase. Web copy though, should be more simple and direct. Don’t over illustrate what you’re trying to say, just say it, otherwise you’ll lose your readers.
7. ) Text Not
It doesn’t matter how busy you are; text speak does not belong in proper copy. Take the time to write out each of the words you want to say, otherwise you’ll turn off your readers. Because, not only is text speak annoying, it can also be hard to understand, so resist the urge, kwim? (Oops!)
8. ) Slash
Once you’ve finished writing your blog or article, save and close the file and walk away from it. After you’ve taken a little bit of time (20 – 30 minutes) come back to it and start editing. Your fresh eyes will help you be able to see the mistakes and the unnecessary parts more easily. And remember, if you think you’ve gotten a bit too wordy or it runs a little too long, than it probably has.
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We write content for our websites or blogs because we want people to read it, but appealing to readers in the information age is easier said than done. Writing should be tight, direct and interesting to your readers. Following the above copywriting guidelines should get you on your way to improving your copy.

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3212978113 59ff921f56 Some stupid people standing on a frozen lake
Image taken on 2009-01-20 10:16:10 by voteprime.

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A lot of people question the integrity of the chargers front office for drafting leaf over manning, even though there was no indication whatsoever that manning would be great or that ryan would defecate all over the charger franchise and run it to the ground when he started. Is it really fair to call them stupid for such a draft pick?

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