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Favorite Funny Horse Sayings?

Posted by admin on Friday, 8 January, 2010

These are my favorite horsey sayings! Give me some of your favorites! (I’m doing iron on transfer paper of pics of me and “my” horse and I need some good sayings for them).

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground. ~Author Unknown

No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill

Horses and children, I often think, have a lot of the good sense there is in the world. ~Josephine Demott Robinson

It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall. ~Mexican Proverb

It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. ~Author Unknown

Heaven is high and earth wide. If you ride three feet higher above the ground than other men, you will know what that means. ~Rudolf C. Binding

He knows when you’re happy
He knows when you’re comfortable
He knows when you’re confident
And he always knows when you have carrots.
~Author Unknown (This one is soooo true)

It’s a lot like nuts and bolts – if the rider’s nuts, the horse bolts! ~Nicholas Evans (This is one of my favorite horse quotes)

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. ~Will Rogers (Probably true, now that I think of it!)

When someone says “Hey!” Say “Straw is cheaper, grass is free, you live on a farm you get all three!”

If you want a stable friendship, get a horse!
~Author Unknown

Jumping is dressage with speed bumps

To ride or not to ride? What a stupid question!
~Author Unknown
I forgot this one:
Dogs have people. Horses have STAFF!

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