
hahaha i don’t know why im posting this, it’s so stupid i just found it on my cam XD…

Just a bunch of random clips from when we were being stupid. We were just having fun, hate comments will be ignored….
Cruising is fun, convenient, a good value . . . and easy. Right? Well, cruising is meant to be relaxing, but there are certain things passengers can do to get the very most out of their cruise vacation experience. Here are seven proven tips to maximize your cruise experience (and they don’t cost a thing!)
First – Travel with a like-minded partner or friends. Most cruise ships are like Noah’s Ark: people get on in pairs or in groups. While cruise lines will gladly allow you to cruise solo, it is not the best way to enjoy a cruise. Not only will you sometimes feel awkward during dining or cruise ship activities, you also get slapped with a surcharge since all cruising is based on double (or more) occupancy rates.
Furthermore, travel with compatible people. If you like to party, don’t decide to go on a cruise with a tee-totaler or a recovering drinker. Whether you are a sun bather or a casino denizen, you are going to have your best time if you travel with people who share your interests and values.
Second – Board your ship as early as you can and take any tours of the vessel or facilities that are offered. Most ships allow you to board many hours before the ship sets sail and during that time you may be offered free tours of the ship, the spa, and so on. Although they aren’t going to be the highlight of your vacation, these tours help you get oriented and can give you a glimpse of facilities on-board that you may have not known about.
If you can’t get an official tour, try to walk through the ship systematically. This will help you get your bearings plus you may find out about lounges, snack bars, clubs, meeting rooms, or other areas that you might not have known about.
On a recent cruise, I found out on the tour that the cruise ship had a guarantee program for purchases made in port. If you bought merchandise from certain recognized stores, the cruise line would guarantee them providing you filled out certain paperwork and turned it in to the onboard shopper. It was a great tip, and I never would have known about it had I not taken the pre-sailing tour of the ship.
Third – Do everything. This may sound counterintuitive to most cruise fanatics, who seek unstructured time and the opportunity to just lounge around and do nothing. Actually, most cruise directors will tell you the best cruises are those in which you really attempt to try and do everything offered.
This means you should extend yourself a bit. Sample the dancing, casinos, the pools, on-board games, art auctions, spa services, bingo, shows, and fine dining. Even if you don’t normally do those things, the more you try to take advantage of all that is offered, the more fun you’ll have.
Fourth – Don’t overeat. While some people do take cruises to gorge themselves, this is usually a rookie mistake. It may sound counter-intuitive to avoid overindulging on a cruise ship, since most cruises really emphasize the wonderful food they offer. But here’s how to handle it.
Do enjoy yourself. Order what you love. Chances are that cruise ships will offer it, whether it’s steak or lobster, ice cream or pizza, eggs benedict at sunrise, or chocolate decadence at midnight. Do, by all means, eat the foods you love.
But don’t stuff yourself. You’ll wind up feeling miserable during the cruise and fat after you get off the boat.
When in doubt, pass on food. Why? Because on a cruise ship, you’re never more than a few minutes away from the next opportunity to eat. Do try to sample what strikes your fancy, but don’t overeat and don’t be afraid to say no to many of the things that are offered to you to eat or drink. You really won’t be able to eat and drink everything on board, so don’t even try.
You’ll wind up feeling fitter and stronger and you’ll really enjoy what you do eat.
Fifth – Drink water. That’s good advice anywhere, but most of us forget about it on vacation, particularly on a cruise. Furthermore, if you drink alcohol or spend a lot of time in a hot climate, your need for water increases so you need even more water to avoid dehydration.
Even mild dehydration can cause headaches, aches and pains, and digestive disturbances. Why ruin your vacation? Drink lots and lots of water. It’s available just about anywhere beverages are offered on a cruise ship and bottled water is typically brought every morning to your cabin.
Sixth – Protect your skin. Even if you cruise to Antarctica, you will still need sunscreen. The sun’s intensity is amplified by the water’s reflection, so ramp up your sunscreen protection for a cruise. Put on sunscreen when you go to the pool or beach or even if you’re just sitting on deck in the shade.
If you do get burned, use some of the after-burn products on the market. They should be available on board ship if you don’t bring your own. Whatever you do, protect any burned skin from further sun exposure. If you get a burn on top of an existing sunburn, you can do serious damage to your skin and may even require medical intervention.
Seventh – Don’t be cruise-stupid. That’s a term I made up for a behavior I frequently observe on cruise ships. For some reason, being on a cruise makes some people act foolishly or recklessly and do things they would never normally do. Maybe it’s the unreal experience of being on a cruise ship.
On a cruise ship, people wait on you. Everything is nice and clean. You don’t have to do any work at all. Everybody seems happy. You never have to worry about pulling out your wallet, cooking a meal, or even picking up after yourself. It doesn’t take long before the cruise experience literally becomes “another world. ”
Some folks take that as a cue to start behaving irresponsibly and sometimes they get hurt. While I do not want to trivialize bad experiences or say that all bad events are deserved, we should also recognize the fact. People who start acting recklessly sometimes get hurt.
If you decide to pretend you’re a gymnast and balance on the guard rail, you just might fall off. If you leave your purse or wallet unattended in a public area, you can get robbed. If you decide to get roaring drunk in some foreign port of call and act like an idiot, you can wind up in a mess of trouble.
Observe the same good, common sense tactics you use on land or in your everyday life.
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A girl I knew in high school has memorized all of Janet Jackson’s dance routines. A college acquaintance is afraid of train whistles. Five separate people harbor lifelong desires to visit New Zealand. How do I know these things? Because they won’t stop writing about them on Facebook! Facebook’s “25 Things About Me” meme seems harmless enough; people write 25 facts about themselves and post them on their Facebook pages, just as they do with videos, status updates and photos of last weekend’s party. An estimated 5 million of these notes — that’s 125 million facts — have appeared on the website within the past week. Assuming it takes someone 10 minutes to come up with their list, this recent bout of viral narcissism has sent roughly 800,000 hours of worktime productivity down the drain. But it’s just so stupid. Most people aren’t funny, they aren’t insightful, and they share way too much. Facebook is a loose social network; a “friend” on Facebook might translate to someone you’d barely recognize in real life. I don’t care that my college roommate’s sister is anemic or that my stepcousin’s boyfriend gets nervous around old people (apparently he’s afraid they’re going to die). Below are 25 facts I wish people hadn’t told me about themselves. They come from friends, friends-of-friends, friends-of-friends-of-friends and coworkers. They are all real, though I wish some of them were not. 1. I eat tacos with a fork. 2. I was fat in middle school. The wake of that horror has yet to subside. 3. I keep forgetting that Barack Obama is our President. 4. I have been pooped on by a monkey. 5. I am addicted to the ass-slap dance move. Sometimes I don’t even notice I’m doing it. 6. When I finally told my now fiancé that I liked him (as in, liked him liked him), I drunkenly gave him the Anchorman line, “I want to be on you. ” He had only seen the movie once and had no idea what it was from. 7. Just because I realize that Asian women are smarter, more attractive, and have about themselves a generally superior level of class does not mean I have a fetish. Just that I’m racist. 8. I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last. 9. I can’t grow hair on my arms. 10. Two of my best friends are under five feet tall and I have an intense fear of midgets. 11. I think yoga is incredibly spiritual. I know the Lord is with me in my downward dog. 12. I was born with jaundice. 13. I was born pigeon-toed. 14. I was born with an extra kidney. I wish I could have sold it on the black market and made some money, but it was underdeveloped and did nothing but cause me to wet the bed until the third grade. 15. I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur. 16. A horse once fell over while I was riding it. 17. I don’t believe in democracy. 18. I cried when Spock died in Star Trek II. 19. I drink two glasses of wine every night before bed. Wait, did I just admit to alcoholism?20. If you asked me to tell you my favorite movie, I would have a hard time not saying Titanic. 21. I once sent a teacher into early retirement by pretending to be a cheetah and swiping at her from under a desk. 22. I once ran into New Kids On the Block’s Joey McIntyre in the lobby of an off-Broadway show. I told him he was the first boy I ever loved. He laughed and kind of smiled. This was the most gratifying moment of my life. 23. My friends say that when they shave my back, I purr like a walrus. 24. I don’t understand what people see in the Godfather trilogy. 25. Sometimes I think pee smells like Cheerios. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’ve finally found something more stupid than Twitter.
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What rich people know and desperately want to keep a secret.
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Every day thousands of people dream of becoming rich. They imagine what it would be like to have more money than they know what to do with and, for a brief moment, leave their reality by playing ‘make-believe’.
For most, this is as far as they’ll ever get with this dream. They’ll quickly snap back to their mediocre reality, for fear of stretching their boundaries too far.
But a relative few–the ones who have not lost their dreams–set off on a different journey, a journey like none they have ever experienced before. A journey so challenging, so demanding, yet so exciting, that it brings new life and new meaning.
In the end, unfortunately, many of these dreams are also shattered and all but a handful of people go on. This happens not from a lack of dreaming, nor even from a lack of desire, but from the lack of one simple thing . . . knowing what rich people know.
There are thousands of success stories–many famous, many infamous–stories of people who took an idea or dream and built it into a winning business, and who became rich in the process.
If we can learn anything about success, it’s those people we need to look to for answers to our questions. And when you do look at those success stories, when you break them down and find the best ideas and the most successful people, what they did to become rich is usually very simple.
The businesses and people that succeed succeed because they do the basics well. In most cases it’s not about luck, clever finance, extreme technology or running ahead of the pack. It’s about applying good, proven principles to whatever you do–principles that have been around for many years.
Usually that’s all it is. Yet it seems too hard for many people, thousands of whom watch their dreams float away on long hours and lousy returns.
Most individuals go wrong, not because they don’t know of these principles, but because they refuse to believe they’re so simple, or they lack an in-depth understanding of them. Most think there is more to it, and constantly seek a complicated formula that takes them away from the real roots of success.
When I present this information, I’ve heard many people remark: ‘I’ve heard all this before, there’s nothing new here. ‘ And some may agree after reading this book. It’s straightforward, with straightforward ideas borrowed from many sources, too many to even recall. To those people I say, ‘You may be right, but how well are you doing in applying these principles?’ Knowing how to swing a golf club is one thing, but doing it correctly every time is another. Just knowing how to swing a golf club does not make you a champion golfer. And when it comes to business, you’re aiming at being a champion.
Take time to observe the habits of great athletes. Sure, they may have talent we’ll never have–but what they do, and what we can do, is master the basics. They practise them over and over again, for hundreds if not thousands of hours, out of the spotlight, out of the view of a cheering crowd, until one day they are consistently brilliant. They do this until the basics become second nature, and they can rely on them under pressure and adverse conditions. And they return to them whenever they hit trouble.
Over the years I’ve observed that it’s exactly the same in any arena: learn what the basics are, practise them and use them well, and success will come.
The fact that you’re reading this book suggests that you perhaps don’t currently have all the answers, or know all the basics. You may feel you’ve tried everything. You’ve read all the books, listened to the tapes, attended the seminars, and still success–at least the success that you want to achieve–has eluded you.
That doesn’t make you a failure. Nor does it mean you’re stupid or unlucky. It means that you just haven’t learnt the right things yet–the things that create the foundation of success.
This book brings us back to these basics–things that may have been said before, things the successful already know, and things that almost all the others never do.
If you don’t know what they are right now you need to keep reading. And keep reading until you can honestly say that not only do you know these ideas, but you’ve made them a part of your daily life.
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Does anyone have some HYSTERICAL quotes? My friends and I make these stupid, pointless youtube videos and I *never* know what to say. Do you guys know any good things that when YOU hear, YOU laughed hysterically?
Lol, thank you!